overheard

Yesterday as I was getting ready to go to girls' night out:

E: You go bye bye mama?
Me: Yep. I'm going to have fun with my friends
E: No mama! No have fun.
Me: Yes, I get to go out and have fun sometimes. You and Izzie and Daddy-o are going to have fun here.
E: (whimpering) No. I don' like daddy. I go with you.


Tonight at the dinner table (we were eating chili):

E: I don' like oyster crackers. I hate oyster crackers. Yuck.
Me: Okay, then don't eat them.
E: Oh. (then he proceeds to eat them with a huge smile on his face.)