kids are funny

I need to write down some of the hilarious conversations I've had / witnessed in the past few days:

Yesterday I made a new mix cd. This is what happened when I put it on in the car:

I: what is this noise?
me: uhm... music?!?
I: Are you sure you want to have this on?

We met some friends for dinner at Ethiopian Diamond. E was getting restless, so someone gave him a dime to play with. He immediately told me that he needed to give it to someone who doesn't have enough. He got up, went to the next table and the following conversation ensued:

E: Hi, do you have a house?
Man: Yes, I do.
E: (turning to the woman at the table) Well, do you have a house?
Woman: (laughing) Yes, I have a house too.
Man: How about you? Do you have a house?
E: Oh yes. Actually, no, I don't have a house. I just only have five works.
Man: Wow! Five Jobs? You must have a lot of money then!
E: Yep. Here you go. (And he gives the man his dime and comes to sit back down)

Then there was this:

E: If you want to talk to me, you have to call me "Conductor Elijah"
K: (later) Hey Elijah
E: (incredulously) What did you call me?

This morning I asked the kids what they dreamed about last night:
I: I dreamed about monsters!!!
E: New York City said they're takin' away all the cars that don't look like ours.