Hilarity Ensues

While in the car yesterday, the following conversation occurred:

Me: "Elijah, why did you want to stand up on the swing at the park?"

E: "So I could be like Hodgins" (on Bones)

Me: "What do you like about Hodgins?"

E: "He's funny, and smart. Hey mom, there are two smart people: Hodgins and me!"

Izzie: "No, Lijah, there are lots of smart people: you, me, dad, mom, Roscoe..."

E: "Roscoe is not smart."

Me: (dying laughing)